Sunday, May 4, 2008

Man Rules

My oldest Son sent me this yesterday and I laughed so hard....why?....cause it's TRUE!!!

Read it and see what I mean:

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always
hear "the rules" from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side:

The Man Rules

These are our rules!

Please note: These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.


1. Crying is blackmail.


1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do
not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!



1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.



1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.



1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done, not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.



1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.



1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a
color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really.



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as MOTORCYCLES OR POLITICS.



1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!



1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight.

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.

1 comment:

  1. That is too funny! Really good, too!! LOL Thanks for the laugh!
    Bridgett
    Angelhood 2

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